Playboy Morning Show - Episode 215

Katie Morgan sits with one thigh draped over the arm of a leather chair, skirt riding high, and talks straight into camera about her new show. Her legs stay parted just enough to keep you looking. A young woman glides in wearing nothing but a blindfold. Her nipples are tight from the cool studio air. She stretches her arms out like a divining rod, breasts leading her toward a chalk line drawn on the floor. If she crosses it before the equinox clock hits zero, spring supposedly arrives early. The camera lingers on the slow sway of her chest, every breath making the flesh quiver with purpose. Tony Rock and Josh Robert Thompson crack jokes from the judges’ table, but their eyes keep dropping to the same view. The contestants for Whitest Chick With The Blackest Name line up in the wings, their stage names already scrawled across cue cards, hips cocked, waiting for their cue while the nipple oracle continues her slow, deliberate search for warmer weather.