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Playboy Morning Show - Episode 477

Playboy Morning Show - Episode 477

2014·54 min·4.9K Views
Kevin and Andrea sit across from Dr. Levine in the leather-backed chairs, the fluorescent lights humming overhead. Andrea's silk blouse clings to her skin. Kevin clears his throat and pulls out his phone, scrolling through notes like they're preparing for a board meeting. Dr. Levine adjusts his tie and waits. "So," Kevin says, "what we're looking for is enhancement. Length. Girth. Whatever's possible." Andrea nods, her fingers tracing the edge of her skirt. "We've discussed this for months. Kevin wants to feel more confident. I want to feel... filled." Dr. Levine opens a folder. Diagrams. Before-and-after photos. Measurements in cold black ink. His pen taps against the desk, each sound sharp in the quiet room. "The procedure takes three hours," he says. "Local anesthesia. Small incisions along the shaft. We harvest fat from the abdomen, purify it, inject it beneath the skin. The result adds circumference. Permanent, for the most part. Some reabsorption occurs, but most patients retain seventy percent of the volume." Andrea leans forward. Her perfume drifts across the desk. "And sensation?" "Preserved. The nerves stay intact. Many patients report increased sensitivity, actually. The extra tissue creates more surface area, more friction." Kevin shifts in his chair. "Recovery time?" "Six weeks before intercourse. Swelling subsides in ten days. No heavy lifting. No sex, obviously. After that, normal function returns. Erections. Ejaculation. Everything works as before, just... larger." Andrea's knee presses against Kevin's. She smiles at Dr. Levine, but her eyes stay on her husband. "We want this," she says. "Both of us." Dr. Levine slides consent forms across the desk. The pen waits in its holder, silver and cold. Kevin picks it up first. His signature is quick, decisive. Andrea signs slower, each letter deliberate, like she's writing her name on something that belongs to her now. Outside, rain starts against the windows. Inside, the three of them sit in the weight of what's been decided. Dr. Levine stands, extends his hand. "Schedule the surgery for next month," he says. "We'll take care of everything."
Categories:Comedy

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