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Playboy Morning Show - Episode 293

Playboy Morning Show - Episode 293

2014·100% liked·168 Views
Emily Morse runs Kegel camp like a wicked coach. Six women lie on yoga mats while she counts out slow, deliberate squeezes—five, hold, release—her voice low and sure. They feel their pelvic floors tighten and release, muscles waking, heat blooming. Later she cracks open Hot Sex and reads a paragraph that leaves nothing to the imagination: skin sliding, hips snapping, fingers curling just so. Everyone leans in. Mr. Skin cues up the footage. A woman climbs the ladder of a water slide, naked, droplets racing down her breasts. She shoves off, body stretched in the sun, then the curve of her ass meets the water, slick and gleaming. He freezes the frame, rewinds, freezes again. Kevin’s at the whiteboard sketching “Guilt-Free Day.” It’s the one morning a year you skip the gym, order dessert for breakfast, and fuck until noon without apology. He underlines it twice. The room smells like sunscreen and chlorine, and somewhere a timer beeps, counting down the next set of squeezes.
Categories:Comedy

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Playboy Morning Show Ep 293: Morning laughs on Playboy Films